In recent years, my wife has become very sensitive to light, and excessive light will trigger migraines. In order to combat this, she recently purchased a new pair of sunglasses. These sunglasses are the type which have a yellow-tinted lens.
Wife, wearing new sunglasses- “Honey, how do I look?”
Me, hand to my chin, dissecting her new look-.. “Hmm.. It depends.. what are you going for?”
Wife- “What do you mean?
Me- “Are you going for ‘New frontman of U2’, or ‘Skeetshooting Enthusiast’?
Wife- “You suck, Minckler”
